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For The Men Who Still Don’t Get It - By Carol Diehl

What if 
all women were bigger and stronger than you 
And thought they were smarter .

What if 
women were the ones who started wars.

What if 
too many of your friends had been raped by women wielding giant dildos 
and no K-Y Jelly .

What if 
the state trooper 
who pulled you over on the New Jersey Turnpike 
was a woman 
and carried a gun.

What if 
the ability to menstruate 
was the prerequisite for most high-paying jobs.

What if 
your attractiveness to women depended 
on the size of your penis.

What if 
every time women saw you 
they’d hoot and make jerking motions with their hands.

What if 
women were always making jokes 
about how ugly penises are 
and how bad sperm tastes.

What if 
you had to explain what’s wrong with your car 
to big sweaty women with greasy hands 
who stared at your crotch 
In a garage where you are surrounded 
by posters of naked men with hard-ons.

What if 
men’s magazines featured cover photos 
of 14-year-old boys 
with socks 
tucked into the front of their jeans 
and articles like: 
"How to tell if your wife is unfaithful" 
"What your doctor won’t tell you about your prostate" 
"The truth about impotence".

What if 
the doctor who examined your prostate 
was a woman 
and called you “Honey”.

What if 
You had to inhale your boss’s stale cigar breath 
as she insisted that sleeping with her 
was part of the job.

What if 
You couldn’t get away because 
the company dress code required 
you wear shoes 
designed to keep you from running.

And what if 
after all that 
women still wanted you 
to love them.

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