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I really dislike the saying;
“Never trust someone who is always happy” I’m pretty much always happy. Whats wrong with being happy all the time? And why wouldn’t you trust a person who is always happy? It’s such an annoying saying.
My top 5 songs this week.
Crowded House - Falling At Your Feet The Four Tops - Sugar Pie Honey Bunch Elvis Costello - Olivers Army Ben Harper - She’s Only Happy In The Sun Pink Floyd - Have A Cigar They are all awesome songs. Go listen to them.
Cosmo Sex Tip #720
When he gets hard, lift him up and break his back over your knee. Tell him that when Gotham is ashes, he has your permission to cum. Hahahahahahaha wise up!
It's been raining all night
And now there’s some pretty epic thunder and lightening. It’s so warm and humid it’s unreal. My hair has gone to frizz hell! Also, my boyfriend is supposed to be coming back from offshore tomorrow, so this weather better wise up!!!